8.22.2008

* SkUm pOsSE PRoFiLe *


{SKUM: Crew CO, "Collector"}

* Formed - 4th Rotation, Lab F-6, Row 2, Planet Glooberjib
* Background - Skum's assignment dictates that he travel both known and unknown interstellar space routes for the compilation of a galactic categorized database comprising all identified forms of life, technology and random matter.
* Intelligence - 178/390 > Reasonable
* Music Choice - Journey, New Kids On The Block

{FIN: Pirate (?), Research Specimen}

* Born - 17th Century, Planet Earth
* Background - Full Name: Phineas J. Bogglesboddum. Final classification [as listed above] still pending; piracy career plausible, but doubtful. Appearance and 'accessories' seem little more than superficial.
* Intelligence - Amoeba > Potential for evolving.
* Music Choice - Nose Whistling

{K.Z.M.T: Assistant, Damage Control}

* Assembled - Shipment # 013124018W2K
* Background - The Kinetically-energized Zobiotic Multiple-Modulating Task-recipient (K.Z.M.T) is the latest in science-fiction engineering. Boasting a renewable energy source powered by basic motion and the ability to continually adapt and reprogram without the risk of typical A.I. rebellion, the so-called "zobiotic" models now offer a wide range of template customization options. Not without its glitches, K.Z.M.T often displays several feline peculiarities.
* Intelligence - Awesome > Awesomer
* Music Choice - Styx, Depeche Mode

5 comments:

apb said...

Just a friendly FYI: the proper pronunciation for K.Z.M.T is officially unofficially [kiz-muh t], in honor of the late-but-great cat of the same name--you know who you are. Also, the potentially highly controversial debate on whether Fin is or is not British is, in fact, irrelevant. So stop it already.

Heidi said...

This may require more brain power than I have to follow. But I will persevere because I love science fiction and all your artwork. Just remember some dumb humans may need help in translation!

Auntie Bandaid said...

I'm so glad that Skums band of choice is NKOTB. I have a feeling that we're going to become great friends throughout this journey! :)
XOXO

Summers Camp said...

So I wasn't sure who my favorite character was... I mean, I love pirates! Almost as much as vampires. But fake pirates? Hmmm. And then I saw that K.Z.M.T. loves Depeche Mode and voila! my choice was made for me.

You're too smart for your own good, you know? *B

Kory Borgia said...

Hmmm... I'm lost